Tuesday, August 26, 2014

COMING UP - "His Salty Little Strawberry," Coming Friday, September 5!

Prepare yourselves, my naughties.

Coming Friday, September 5, it's my newest bit of foodplay erotica "His Salty Little Strawberry."

Jennifer couldn't figure out what intrigued her so much about Stan.  He was so shy, so nervous, and kept asking her if she was allergic to strawberries.  But by the end of their date, she'd put her finger on it - Stan was a virgin, and he had something kinky planned that he always wanted to try.  So she decided to go home with him.

But, when she steps out of the bathroom in her underwear, Jennifer is stunned to see Stan has transformed.  His entire body has taken on the appearance and feel of a giant strawberry - all the way down to his two pointy balls beneath his throbbing berry-dick.

A dick she couldn't help but grab.  And kiss.  And suck.

Taste forbidden fruit in "His Salty Little Strawberry," coming Friday, September 5!

Sunday, July 27, 2014

COMING UP - "The Snack Witch 4: Hard Candy," Coming August 16!

When a young woman is stood-up at a Halloween party, she resorts to desperate measures.  Not knowing where else to turn, she goes home, takes off her costume, and starts to masturbate.

She knows, if the rumors are true, her choice is a death sentence.  She'll be transformed into food for The Snack Witch to eat.  But, while she does turn into a large hard candy, and the witch does come, she's surprised by her reaction.  Her empathy.

And soon, she discovers a side to the witch she never thought existed.

But, very soon, the witch senses something else.  Someone out there is changing for her.  Someone close.  And, when she realizes it, she decides to bring the candy-girl with her.

What will they find?  Will our hero be eaten?  Find out in "The Snack Witch 4: Hard Candy," coming Saturday, August 16 to eBook retailers everywhere!

UPDATE: This book is now on sale, my naughties!  Get yours today at the links below!
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Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Discovering Masturbation

It occurred to me earlier today that some may think The Snack Witch is my commentary on masturbation being somehow "bad" or "immoral" (it's not, by the way!)  After all, those who do in my stories get turned into food and are devoured in erotic, yet torturous ways.  It's a stretch, I know - I have no illusions of what erotic fiction's true purpose is - but it got me thinking about masturbation in general. 

A lot of people talk about their first time having sex.  But not many people talk about the first time they masturbated (at least not people I've talked to!)  This surprises me, because for me at least, I remember it much better.  It seemed a much more personal, even mysterious experience.

I remember the urge came completely out of nowhere.  When I was in middle school, I took a shower one night and I didn't want to get dressed again.  I wanted to stay naked for longer.  I wandered around my bedroom for a while with the lights turned down so my neighbors couldn't see.  I stretched, I posed, and I even remember dancing a little.  It was fun, and in a way, I felt even younger, more carefree.

Then, when I got inside my bed, I realized just how sensitive my body was.  Just laying there was turning me on.  Letting the sheets rub against me felt even better.  I had no idea I was in heat, that I needed a release.  So I started touching myself everywhere.  My nipples.  My butt.  And, very quickly, my pussy.  I couldn't stop.  I felt possessed.  I was scared, but at the same time, something told me everything was going to be okay.  I lay on my stomach so my nipples rubbed the sheets as I fingered myself.

And then I came.  It was bliss.

It was addicting.  For a couple weeks, I started going to bed earlier, just so I could do it over and over again.  I sneaked my sheets into the washing machine so my family wouldn't find out.  It felt secret and rebellious at the time, but looking back on it, I'm sure they knew.

The greatest thing about becoming a sexual being is that it's not something you have to buy or a test you have to pass.  When it's time, it comes to you, finds you, and changes you.  I know that everybody's sexual awakening is different.  For some, it was a moment they would rather not have happened at all, and most tragically, for others, it was a moment that was stolen from them.

Your first masturbation is an important moment.  A moment, I feel, that is even more essential to who we are than the day we lose our virginity.  Because only when we please our own bodies can we learn to please others.

How did you discover your sexual side?  If you'd like to share, I'd love to hear.  My e-mail is thesnackwitch@gmail.com and my Twitter is @SWMerotica.